- mom: you haven't moved since I left the house 6 hours ago wtf
- me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from
but what do americans call biscuits
Wait what are British biscuits? these are american biscuits.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY?!
They are American biscuits.
…That is not a biscuit.
These. These are biscuits.
Those are cookies.
These are cookies:
Everything else is a biscuit.
I AM SO CONFUSED.
jared is basically the size of a door
I looked at this and looked at my door like 5 times…
i just looked at my door too and i jumped
I just went and stood in front of my door
Well, I just looked because I’m too lazy to get up.